So I'm at work today and we're talking about football. One of my coworkers walks in and I ask what his favorite team is.
Him: I guess since I'm in Baltimore I'll say the Ravens but I don't really follow it. I'm a pastor so I'm mostly in church on Sundays and don't have the time to watch football.
Me: You need to get your fuckin' priorities straight.
My boss: *nearly chokes trying, and failing utterly, to hold in laughter*
Anyway, I told you that to tell you this:
Football season started tonight. The world makes sense again and everything is made of yay.
