I was thinking about all the things I'd want done with my ashes after I die and get cremated and then started thinking about different places I'd want some of me spread around. Then of course it occurred to me that I'd be dead and wouldn't know what was going on anyway and the whole thing would be a waste. The point seems to be to have some of yourself be a part of places you love and such but once you're dead it's kind of pointless. You're not exactly going to get any enjoyment out of it.
Solution!
I'm going to start saving my fingernail clippings and spreading those around in places while I'm still alive so I can enjoy the fact that part of me is in an awesome place. Bonus in that I assume someone at some point will find them and be completely freaked out.
Sorry I...haven't been sleeping well.
