I warn you in advance that this is going to sound really misogynistic. There's no way around that, sorry.
Heather Mills.
Heather. Fucking. Mills.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Will someone please explain to me why this miserable gold digging gunch thinks she deserves 150 million dollars from the husband she's trying to divorce? Have I mentioned that her husband is Sir Paul McCartney? That part's important. You see, he was a Beatle. You may have heard of them seeing as they were one of the most important and influential musical acts to ever exist. Ever. Think about that for a minute. It's not something to gloss over. He was one of the driving forces behind one of the most amazing bands ever. The things they did with music are so far over my head that I don't even try to understand them all. He was a Beatle. That fucking means something to most of the civilized world, even those that don't truly understand music or its importance. It's not the kind of thing that happens a lot. It's not like they were some band that was just really good and people liked them. They were a thing of rare beauty and power. The kind of thing that could, and did, change the entire fucking world.
She's just a one legged whore that fucked a Beatle.
Why then does she feel entitled to so much of his money? He offered her 50 million dollars to go away and it wasn't enough for her. You ignorant, loathsome skank, what the fuck have you ever done that warranted a fucking BEATLE giving you even that much let alone three times that much?! Spreading your leg and stump isn't exactly a difficult skill to master. Shit, I'd cut one of my legs right the fuck off for 50 million dollars.
Some of us would be honored to even be able to speak to him, even just to say hello to him and have him reply in kind. Somehow you think that having gone to bed with him makes you deserving of a massive fortune beyond the dreams of the vast majority of the world. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you you worthless, idiotic bitch? It would be cheaper for him to have you killed and no one would think he did anything wrong.
You also complain that now nobody likes you and the press write bad things about you and people say mean things to you. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT YOU FUCKING DISEASE RIDDLED SLIT!?!?! He. Was. A. Beatle! And you're trying to wring money from him in an obvious gold digging cash grab. Are you really so stupid that you thought people would take your side or are you so utterly ignorant that you can't understand who it is that you're treating like shit?
Just thinking about it makes me too furious to think straight. If my hate were an engine a Scottish man would be yelling at me that we can't take much more of this. I'll sum up by saying this:
Fuck you Heather Mills. I hope you die soon and in great pain you contemptible, useless, despicable, vile and shrieking harpy. Do the entire world a favor and go choke on something.
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I love you. Like a priest on PCP loves altar boys.
You know she's the most hated person in the United Kingdom?
Is she really one-legged?
I also hate her. But I don't feel well today so I will allow you to do my hating for me. Vigorously so.
Looked her up and found these memorable tidbits on Wikipedia:
"The Sun, which regularly refers to her as "Mucca" (a play on Paul's nickname "Macca"), has responded to Mills' threat to sue by asking her to "tick the boxes" on a series of allegations the paper has made about the former model stating "It is not clear what exactly she plans to sue us about." The paper then asks: "Come on Heather, what exactly did we get wrong? Is it that you're a ..." Underneath the open question, the Sun lists six allegations about the former model, with a blank box beside each one. The words beside the boxes read: "Hooker, Liar, Porn Star, Fantasist, Trouble Maker, Shoplifter".[38]"
and
"In March 2007, British police warned Heather Mills about using the emergency phone number '999' too often. They are quoted as saying they are having to spend a disproportionate amount of time on one particular person. Kevin Moore, the Chief Superintendent of Sussex Police, said that Mills runs "the risk of being treated as the little boy who cried wolf." Mills says that "I didn't waste police time - they encouraged me to use them when I was being harassed." The BBC report that "A spokesman for Lady McCartney said she was nervous after getting death threats and being followed at night." Moore said that "We do have to respond to a disproportionate high volume of calls from Heather Mills McCartney because of the situations she finds herself in, and this is regrettable as it takes officers away from other policing matters."[46][47][48] Mills has officially responded to the police calls criticisms.[49]"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mills
Might I remind you of your previous track record with people missing limbs?
I don't know anything about this woman. Just saying.
And also, it really wasn't that misogynistic, actually. I mean, the various euphemisms for the Happy Hole might be construed as such, but on the whole I didn't feel offended at all. Maybe the "slit" part went slightly over the line but I liked it for the creativity so I didn't really notice.
God, I hate her so much. I hate it any time a person screams that they are owed money just because they were married to a wealthy person. It doesn't matter the sex of the person of course, that fucking weirdo David Gest should have been taken outside and beaten with shovels. This goes well beyond all that. Ugh, I hate her so bad I can almost feel the excess hate ooze out my pores like sweat.
fett, the difference this time is that I knew she had missing limbs while I was calling her names. I doubt that moves me any further back in the line for the hell bus. I'm on the express dontchaknow.
My mom knows the guy who used to tune McCartney's piano. Seriously, he's currently a member of my mom's church. The guy said McCartney is super nice, and Heather is, well, not so much.
And yeah, I hate that shit with "ooo, they're rich, and so I should get some." (To be clear, if 2 get married when they're poor, and then one of them gets rich, there might be an argument there. Otherwise, go the fuck away and make your own damn money.)
And how the fuck are FHM readers voting her one of the top 100 hotties? Oh...because it looks like she may have hired a firm to vote for her every day as much as possible to get her on the list.
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