So tomorrow is Thanksgiving which is, I'm told, not just for huge turkey dinners and football. Doesn't sound right to me but I'll go with it for now. So in the spirit of the holiday I will put aside my usual angry ranting and share some positivity with you.
So far this year I have been thankful for:
Books that set the mind on fire.
Movies that demand you watch them over and over.
Music that can never be loud enough.
Comic books good enough to be given in college English courses.
Every lunatic (re: all of you) at the Preserve. I have extra holiday Poje for you all.
Boobs so big they make every shirt look tight. Truly thou art blessed and thanks for sharing.
Stick nun porn and long distance sauce Not It.
The wonderful bead man, Artie C, that protects me while I sleep.
Shotgun Sodomy DVDs.
Pictures of nuns in skintight rubber.
Godzilla.
Football. Football. Football.
HDTV.
Football on HDTV.
Laughing so hard it hurts your ribs.
The Daily Beast.
Lolcats.
xkcd
Ricky Gervais.
The insane fun of the Wii.
Yuengling.
Joss Whedon.
The end of Dubya's reign of stupidity being in sight at last.
Hot girl on girl action.
The four day work week. YAY!
Stale peanut butter fudge.
The divine Ray Lewis.
Chicks that know as much about sports as I do. It's fucking hot.
And obviously my family and friends.
Even though I tend to hate life and most of the things in it I can still find things to be thankful for. Weird, right? I know. Anyway for those of you that fill me with the warm fuzzies, I'm thankful for you. So thanks.
5 comments:
Extra-special poje with butter on top for you today! Happy Thanksgiving!
Wooo, stuff he said!
May Artie C protect you. He was, after all, made truly bluesome.
He'd better like 'em. He's getting hugs from me.
Is it ok if I combine the big boobs, fudge, and girl on girl into one thing to be thanful for?
Also, i take you liked the DVD?
Mixing and matching is encouraged for maximum thankfulness. Also, I take up close hugs. It's only people I don't know/don't like (re: most people) that aren't allowed to touch me. Just uh...make sure your hands are clean to avoids a minor freak out.
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