Friday, September 7, 2007

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Here comes more QUIZAM!

1) I've just given you a cocktail that will stop your heart after 48 hours and there is no cure. How will you spend these 48 hours?

There are people in this world that I swore I would outlive and I damn well meant it. With the rest of the time I would have one last convo with my mother and two sisters, leave a post on here to explain that I'm never coming back, take a six pack, drive as fast as I could to a nice shade tree by a river and just relax and wait for it.

2) What is your idea of a perfect world?

A world without any bigotry at all of any kind combined with a world without organized religion. Yes I know it looks like I just said something bigoted after I said I wanted no bigotry but I disagree and I have spoken. My word is law. Oh, there should be more white chocolate in the new perfect world too because I can never find any and I really love it.

3) I give you 10 Million dollars but with these terms: You must move out of the country and you must leave alone and tell no one where you are going. Do you take it?

Yes. Me being me I see countless loopholes in these conditions. I will move out of the country but maintain a secondary residence in country while telling no one about my primary home. Them I will share the loot with my family as is right and proper but just never invite them over to my real house which would be in northern Europe probably.

4) If you could live as a character from any movie, which would it be?

I'm trying to think of a movie where someone gets to have sex with Monica Bellucci because that would be it. Other than that, Mal from Serenity, Harry Tuttle from Brazil, Ed Bloom from Big Fish or the lead character from a high end, big budget lesbian porn.

5) What is one thing most people don't know about you?

The size of my penis.

14 comments:

Chris said...

You can't find any white chocolate up there? How lame. There are glorious stockpiles of it down here in every supermarket.

Cadbury's Top Deck is my favourite bar ever. Milk chocolate base + white chocolate on top. Mmmm.

Anonymous said...

I can find white chocolate whenever I want, but that's still not enough. I wish air tasted like white chocolate.

Also, Monica Bellucci fucks her boyfriend and gets raped in Irréversible, you could be either of those guys. I only know about the movie because one of the guys from Daft Punk did the soundtrack... it's pretty intense, you should watch it just for this scene of a guy getting his head bashed in with a fire extinguisher.

Tim said...

Well, Gene...I find Quizam 2 to be a good sequel. However, Quizam 3D was little more than a sad gimmick movie, and by the time Quizam: The Revenge came around, it was just ridiculous.

JMac said...

yeah, of course damian knows about irreversible and commented on it before i did. fucker.

thanks for answering the Q's finally!

this is my bull shit, "i glanced but can't comment because im in a rush" comment...ill be back soon.

VikingLady said...

Malena. Everybody has sex with Monica Belluci in that one.

Unknown said...

I of course have intimate knowledge of both of those movies. It gives me hope that she is married to a right ugly fucker. When she starts to pan around for a younger man, I'll be there. I'LL BE THERE!

...because I'm stalking her.

Unknown said...

Also, 1000 cool points to Tim for the megasweet Jaws reference.

JMac said...

I love that posting on here for us is a priority, I feel really special now :)

I don't know how it's hard to find white chocolate, it's everywhere. Unless by that you mean you can't find GOOD white chocolate, I find that to be an issue too...to the point that I've grown to dislike it(white chocolate in general). The only white chocolate I'll eat are Godiva white chocolate truffles or Lindt Lindor White Chocolate Truffles. mmmmmmmmm!

I don't like this use of loopholage. New mission: come up with a way to force you to make a very difficult decision without the possibility of snaking around it. Psh.

Aw Big Fish. That movie gives me the same feeling as a cup of hot cocoa on a blistery January saturday afternoon. :)

yeah - i like how you stated what it is people don't know and not the fact itself. nice.

VikingLady said...

Finish the Big Ol' Questionnaire!

Unknown said...

I'll do it when I'm godsdamned good and ready!!

Yes, it is because of the difficulty in finding the good stuff. The cheap white chocolate does nothing for me. There's a place by my work that used to sell these big expensive bars of it but they just stopped selling them and it makes me want to do terrible things to the owner.

JMac said...

im so sending you some white chocolate...there are actual chocolate boutiques in manhattan, I've been meaning to stop by one for some good dark chocolate, I'll pick something up for you. now...where do i send it? :)

VikingLady said...

She gonna send you a ferret in a box, you know that right?

Speaking of rodents... I'm thinking of selling the guinea pig. She's scared of me (I don't know why) and I actually think I'm allergic to her a little bit. Any time I touch her I get all sneezy and my eyes itch. Ewps!

Unknown said...

Is this a live ferret or a dead and stinky ferret? I need details!

It's probably afraid of you because you squeezed it until it got internal injuries. Just a hunch.

JMac said...

i haven't decided yet.

you know, on dead or alive.

allow me to surprise you. :)

i wasn't kidding man, tell me where to send! I'm already sending shit to Damian, you should feel left out. So..just bypass the whole feeling altogether and cough up the info.

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